cory-doctorow:

are u ready to get fucked

elysian-serendipity:

touchmeslowly:

Jack Sparrow’s way of telling you your hair is ratchet.

That’s Captain Jack Sparrow you uneducated shit

youknownothing-ouiserboudreaux:

I just saw someone refer to a nap as “horizontal life pausing” and I am adopting this immediately.

ssjdebusk:

even in real life Jared gets demoted to third wheel

jackfrostftw:

epitomeofsad:

transparent-alice:

her dress changes color to that of your blog

this is lovely

she has a snowflake patterned dress this is great

Just a few features of my anxiety
• Me: *gets on bus* omg everyone is watching me and judging me and they're going to laugh when the bus starts and im not sitting down, omg dont put your ticket in the wrong way or everyone will judge you and laugh at you.
• Me: *goes to pay for shopping* omg what if I dont have enough money? *counts money out 20 times* what if I look stupid, or say the wrong thing? am I standing in the right spot even? What if someone else wants to get past and im in the way, omg.
• Me: *says hey to someone online* omg, they arent replying, holy shit why am I so annoying? what if they tell their friends how annoying and lame I am? Why am I like this, holy shit.
• Me: *meets someone new* What if they dont like me and dont want me to be around, I shouldnt have met them, im going to be a burden, they're probably critisizing me right now, why am I the way I am?